Rayburn University

Q: What does a Trom Dog chew on?

A: A Trom Bone.

Q: What’s the best way to call your band teacher?

A: On the Saxo Phone

Q: What’s the most musical fish?

A: The Piano Tuna

Q: What do you use to catch the Piano Tuna?

A: A Clari Net

Q: What you use to eat the Piano Tuna?

A: A Pitch Fork

Q: What’s the Piano Tuna covered with?

A: Major Scales

Q: What do you ride in to catch the Piano Tuna?

A: The Musicianship

Q: What’s a trumpet player’s favorite basketball team?

A: The Pistons

Q: What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A: A Flat Minor

Q: What’s the difference between a French Horn and French Fries?

A: French Horns don’t come with the combo meal.

Q: Why are a French Horn and French Fries the same?

A: They both taste better with Ketchup.